And how did these two rockin' pretend-friends spend their magical day together? Why, they enacted a fantasy episode of Guy Fieri's dumb show, of course, and swung through Cohen's favorite hot dog joint so he could pitch the spiky-haired alpha-nitwit on featuring it in a real-life non-fantasy-camp episode. Which Fieri then did.
Yes. This is what the one-percent are doing with 95 percent of the wealth in the nation. They are giving it to frosted werebadgers to facilitate the illusion of having friends. We will stop here so that you may hang yourself.