Crappy Instant Ramen Flavors, Ranked

1. Chicken

2. Shrimp

3. Beef


4. "Oriental"*

5. Pork


6. Hot & Spicy Chicken

7. Creamy Chicken

8. Being hit by a car

9. Cheddar Cheese

*Tastes better than Beef; docked points for being called "Oriental," both because, first of all, what the fuck is "Oriental" flavor, and secondly, "Oriental"? Really?