Looks like you'll have to travel to get it (and also it looks like you might be a lunatic): Pizza Hut locations in Hong Kong are now selling the uncreatively named Fish Roe Salmon Cream Cheese Pizza. As its name suggests, this is a pizza with salmon-flavored cream cheese and roe inside its crust, waiting to emerge and remind you that, yes, you really did order a pizza with salmon-flavored cream cheese and roe inside its crust. And also crayfish, clams, shrimp, and scallops on top of it. And, judging by the photo above, cherry tomatoes, red onion, and olives. That's a lotta fuggin' toppings!
I dunno... I kinda might want to try this thing? I mean, cream cheese is good, and roe is good, and all those other shellfishes are good... maybe it's not terrible? God, I'll eat anything with seafood on it. I am the worst.