Somebody stole Guy Fieri's car and then (allegedly) attempted to murder someone. Guy had to testify in court. Someone else had to draw a picture of it. And now the horror of murder (and the lesser horror of auto theft) has been mitigated ever so slightly, by the most wonderful illustration of all time.

[UPDATE: The preceding paragraph has been amended to reflect that it was an attempted murder. Somehow, I managed to miss that this was the trial of the somewhat infamous Max Wade, whose ridiculous story was chronicled at great length by San Francisco Magazine. My bad.]

[via Guyism]